Avada Kedavra

[Steve Goodie (Voldemort), Jace McLain (Draco), Kyle Thorne (Wormtail)]

Draco, at times like this, we Death Eaters say you must “Get Lord Voldemort’s behind.”

No, no, no!

Sorry, my lord...

Amateur. It's "Get behind Lord Voldemort." Draco, a bad thing needs to happen, and it's up to you

Uh, that's not what they teach us at Hogwarts

Then maybe you need a new lesson! Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful curse

Avada Kedavra! They don't get any worse

It means no Harry, better call him a hearse…

Okay, he's a hearse!

Ha! It’s our trouble-free, artillery…

Avada Kedavra!

Avada Kedavra?

Yeah. It's our favorite hex!

What's a hex?

Geez, kid, what the 'hex' wrong with you? Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Good one, my lord. Draco, those two words will solve all your problems

That's right. Take Wormtail here… Why, when he was a young Hogwarts (student)...

When I was a young Hogwarts (student)

Very nice

Heh heh, thank you

He found his persona lacked a certain appeal, he was teased and abused, till he squirmed and he squealed...

I'm a sensitive soul, and I was so chagrined, that they put me in Gryffindor, and not Slytherin, and oh, the shame!

He was ashamed!

Such a lame nickname!

Yeah, Wormtail's pretty lame

And I wanted to quit...

How did ya feel?

Well, I felt like sh-

Hey! Wormy! Not in front of the kids!

Oh. Sorry

Avada Kedavra! So nicely depraved! Avada Kedavra!

Even though you don't shave (yet)

It means no Harry, he'll go straight to the grave

Yeah, sing it kid!

It's our recipe...

For anarchy...

Avada Kedavra!

Welcome to the dark side

You're all killers?

We kill whoever we want

Yup! Turn 'em into rump roasts!

That's beautiful!

That Order of the Phoenix makes me so mad!

I'm so angry I could kill a house-elf

Heh… we don’t need a house-elf killed… yet

An owl?

Nuh-uh

Harry Potter?!

No, he's mine! Listen, if you're going be a Death Eater, you have to act like a Death Eater. And there's one fella that REALLY needs to… go away

Oooh, who’s that?

A certain headmaster… who did you think?

Ohhhh…. Wow…

Oh yeah… I hope you're not chicken

Unforgivable, yet satisfying!

This is a rare opportunity

Mmm hmmm

Mmmm… he'll die with a very pleasant crunch

You'll learn to love it!

I'm tellin' you, kid, this is the great life. No rules, no accountability… Oooh! The little muggle kind. And best of all… we're all pure-blood!

Ahem…

That is, except me. Well, kid?

Oh, well…

Hey! Don't point that at me!

Avada Kedavra!

Aaagh!

Unforgivable, yet satisfying

That's it!

Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada --

It means no Wormy, and Dumbledore's in his grave

Love to hear them scream, in that flash of green...

Avada Kedavra!

Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!

Avada Kedavra! Ooo ooo ooo…

Avada Kedavra! Ha ha ha ha!

Ah... ooo ooo…

That's right… it's the circle of death…

Avada Kedavra!

Be prepared… can you feel the death tonight?

My head hurts…

Avada Kedavra!

I just can't wait to be king! King… King Voldemort… that's, that's me… King Voldemort!