[Verse 1]
A T-rex, it be strong and built
But it can't masturbate, can't masturbate
It stands top of the food chain, it kills
Yes it do, ooh
A T-rex got the holiest bod
'Cause it can't masturbate, can't masturbate
A T-rex can't jack off and neither should you
Ooh
[Refrain]
Ooh
Ooh
[Verse 2]
A T-rex can't put on its stilts
And it can't masturbate, can't masturbate
It can't stop, drop, and roll, and it can't wipe its poo
Ooh
A T-rex, it can't knit a quilt
And it can't masturbate, can't masturbate
A T-rex sets all the examples for you
Ooh
[Chorus]
A sexy T-rex, a sexy T-rex (Ooh)
I wanna be, wanna be a sexy t-rex
I wanna be a sexy T-rex baby, get my lids off (Ooh)
I gotta be a sexy T-rex, all it does is da-ba-doo-bah
[Bridge]
A T-rex got nothin' to lose
It got no sexy sins to confess in the pews
It got no, got no drugs and it got no tattoos
And when it goes to heaven, it may see some angels with boobs
But when another T-rex shows her boobs, he has to refuse
Because a T-rex is so pure, it'll never be seduced
Now the lord may be forgiving, but one thing he won't excuse
Let me iterate the point again and show off my moves
[Guitar Solo]
Yeah!
Come on!
Show 'em who's boss!
Ow!
[Chorus]
A sexy T-rex, a sexy T-rex, baby
I wanna be, wanna be a sexy T-rex
I wanna be a sexy T-rex
Everybody gotta get right out there sayin' 'bout a sexy T-rex, and get-
Where'm I gonna put my t-rex penis?!
[Outro]
A T-rex is perfectly built
'Cause it can’t masturbate, can’t masturbate
A T-rex is holy and pure, yes it’s true
Ooh
A T-rex won't come in a box
Cause it can't masturbate, can't masturbate
A T-rex can't confess any sins, how 'bout you?
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