Our Riotus Defects (Alternate Version)

[Intro: Kevin Barnes, Janelle Monáe]

You are such a crazy girl

You're are such a crazy girl

And I don’t know why I even tried to make you love me

I want it babe but you are just a

[Chorus: Kevin Barnes]

Crazy girl you are such a crazy girl and I don't why

I even try to help you (can't help you, can’t help you)

[Verse 1: Kevin Barnes]

When I first met you at that al-anon meeting

You made that reference to "All Your Goodies Are Gone"

And even sang a verse, I was amazed how husky your singing voice was

I wanted to talk to you so badly but I didn't know how to come on because

You've got that kind of beauty that makes people nervous

I know it's fucked, but before we got together I even hooked up with one of your cousins

Just to feel somehow closer to you

Because I knew like you guys were best friends and you talked everyday

And it was thrilling to touch something that had touched you

In my head you were like this goddess, but, in fact, you're just a

[Chorus: Kevin Barnes, Janelle Monáe]

Crazy girl

You're just a crazy girl

I don't know why I even try

To understand you (can't stand you, can’t stand you)

Your ass is crazy boy

You are so crazy boy

And I don’t know why I even try

To relate to you (can't wait for you, it’s too late for you)

[Verse 2: Janelle Monáe]

My god I should have realized, on our second date

When you dragged me into the bathroom at Tanika's house

And screamed at me for like twenty minutes

Cause I had contradicted you in front of your friends

I was like "oh"

And then later that night at my apartment

As punishment you killed my beta fish

Just threw it out the window

I did everything I could to make you happy

I participated in all your protests

Supported your stupid little blog

Got on the ring, you treated me like Don King

Still I never made fun of your World of Warcraft obsession

And now that we're making technical confessions

Baby it's you, it’s your untreated manic depression that makes me

[Chorus: Kevin Barnes, Janelle Monáe]

Crazy boy

You make me crazy boy

And I don't know why I even try to be a friend to you

Well... I think you're crazy girl, you are so crazy girl

And I don't know why I even try to make sense of you

Oh tell me why

Someone tell me why my heart's real weird for you still

[Interlude: Kevin Barnes]

I was like crazy fan over you

Like I'm all star struck over you

Like I'm getting handcuffed over you

(Now it's only fucked up)

[Outro: Kevin Barnes]

My frame works in constant confusion

I can't peel away the flowers of this psychic disturbance

And our riotous defects

Snowflakes, snow, snowflakes