Nasty Habits

[Verse 1]

Here's something to think about

Where would we be now without nasty habits, nasty habits?

Makes me want to scream and shout

Life would be so dull without nasty habits, nasty habits

All those naughty little things that we don't discuss publicly

Nasty habits, nasty habits

Tell me your secrets, tell me your name

Tell me your secrets

[Verse 2]

Does it please you to employ little girls or little boys?

Nasty habits, nasty habits

Do you like to romp and play by yourself when they're away

Nasty affair, what do I care?

Do you peek at magazines filled with doggies and leather queens

Nasty habits, nasty habits

Tell me your secrets that no one should hear

Whisper them softly into my ear

I won't tell, I won't tell

[Refrain]

People act so proper when they're going 'bout their business

Cup of coffee, friendly conversation

'Til they get home, 'til they get home

Take the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains

Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion

No one will know, no one will know

[Chorus]

Nasty habits I must condone

No one knows what I do when I'm all alone

Nasty habits, I'm so ashamed

Nasty habits, here to stay

Now they'll never go away

Try and stop you'll have to pay

Nasty habits, here to stay

[Refrain]

People act so proper when they're going 'bout their business

Cup of coffee, friendly conversation

'Til they get home, 'til they get home

Take the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains

Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion

No one will know, no one will know

[Chorus]

Nasty habits I must condone

No one knows what I do when I'm all alone

Nasty habits I'm so ashamed

But we must not let that stop our little game

Nasty habits are so much fun

Nasty habits, here to stay

Now they'll never go away

Try and stop you'll have to pay

Nasty habits, here to stay