The Saddest Clown

When all you really do is sleep all day
You find yourself with nothing interesting to say

Oh boy, your self loathing
Shtick is wearing thin
It's time to reinvent
For the sake of content

Oh, we've heard it all before
Being miserable's a bore
Can't you start to learn parkour?
We expected so much more

You will never be Pewdiepie
You'll exist and then you'll die
Oh, your life's been one long sigh
You've let the whole world pass you by

Instagram your best frown
Livestream a meltdown
You're the saddest clown around
You're the saddest clown in town

Eat dinner in your dressing gown
If you sing it then it sounds profound
You're the saddest clown around
You're the saddest clown in town