Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show
I see you at the back, down to the front row
Now, this might not be what you expected
So let me give you what you requested
Had a bad day, tough week at work
You're out on your feet and shoulders hurt
But well done, you, you made the right choice
Better call in sick, say you lost your voice, so
I know what you came here for
To have a real good time
As soon as you walk through that door
Put your hands up, drinks up, let's have a knees-up
As soon as you walk through that door
Put your hands up, drinks up, let's have a knees-up
I'm standin' here and I'm lookin' around
And all I see is a beautiful crowd
Even the geezers, the I-don't-wanna-be-heres
Throwin' their drinks, but drinks ain't free here
I wanna say while I'm singin' this song
Enjoyin' all the ladies bouncin' along
On the left (left), the right (right), they make it look easy
Do it too much, you better watch those knees, please
I know what you came here for
To have a real good time
As soon as you walk through that door
Put your hands up, drinks up, let's have a knees-up
As soon as you walk through that door
Put your hands up, drinks up, let's have a knees-up
As soon as you walk through that door
Put your hands up, drinks up, let's have a knees-up
Hold on to your hats
And let's all have a dance (let's have a knees-up), ay
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la, put your hands up, drinks up, let's have a knees-up
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la