Boss Fight

[Verse 1: milo]

Kanye West is Robocop, I'll be Judge Dredd

I'm playing video games until my eyes are blood red

Another thing I have in common with rap hobbyists

Navigating levels of upper-crust music snobbiness

I have the dedication of an NRA lobbyist

My version of a Dungeon Crawl is learning to undo her bra

Hip hop is a real-life testing of Galaxium

Ledgers overflowing with which rap factions I'm in

I'm not one to sock cats in their schnauzers

Exceptions can be made for Dr. Eggman and Bowser

I played Duke Nukem, but pretended I was Jack Burton

Which boosted my confidence whenever I laid the hurtin'

I tell ya, there's big trouble in little Chinatown

When I don't drink alcohol and pretty girls want me to buy them rounds

And you know I can't dance good

I quicken my pace whenever I chance through the hood

Flexing outdated moves like the Chicken Wing

Flirting with new girls who talking 'bout "oh chick we need to fix some things"

I guess we're talking cheats codes

I give you digits and you need not repeat those

I have to refrain from getting plastered

'Cause then I'd be an especially awkward bastard

I'm very shy, social interactions are boss fights

The best of rappers will probably floss tonight

I'll be at home with a Sonic hair brushing my teeth

Between my status and theirs is a sound barrier reef

Fear is the mind killer

And weird means I simply rhyme iller

I suppose this is something of a boss fight

I knew I should've worn my cross tonight

[Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle]

I'm Simon Belmont but kind of shell shocked

Bill collectors turn to bats and post in my mailbox (every day!)

So raise your hands if you're assure as me

That losses at hit points means increased insecurities

Another day another princess to lure me

To double jump over gates, stabbed by a fleur-de-lis

Cause the pressure in the shower sucks

Degree in the backpack is a portable power up

I did a show trying to wait to get my quarters paid

Now I'm home late tip toeing some survival horror game

No health pack, getting low in the stealth stat

No rumble function but I'm pretty sure I felt that

If I wake the kid, it's a Final Fight

Avoiding diapers packed with funky dynamite

Mad experience points if you get that reference

If you're the king of Kong, I'll show difference yeah

Yea, but no mailed in video

Jumping clips like I'm tailwind Turner

He rocks the red and I rock indigo

Fighting hordes for the pale skin burners[?]

Yeah shit gets political

Blocked for the clown face hypes with syringes

It's like that old school game NARC

Base hands hide make moves like ninjas

[Outro]

Over there, over there

Don't do drugs