mirror pieces in a leather bound briefcase

[Intro: Sid Katz]

And today we're going to talk about wonder drugs of the nineties

And we have two guests

What kind of drugs can we expect to have in the future?

Drugs that we never had before?

Drugs that we never had before?

[Verse 1: Video Dave]

Everything that you see is for sale

I don't want it coming ho

I don't want it in my

Everything but me, VOD, not for sale

When I'm sitting all alone

I just think about my

If you don't get caught you won't need no bail

I don't even really know

All I know is that I

If you don't try nothing, then you won't fail

But if I don't pass the go, then I never get my

Magic beanies, fur mittens

I want the hair of the dog, I got rabies

Boo Radley, Shawn Bradley

Never sleep mad, but always love madly

Computer told me, "Compare and contrast"

I told the homie, "Live young, and die fast"

I told myself, "D, pursue your talent"

I judge myself, I'm both Goofus and Gallant

I get stuck in the middle part

Look at me, tiny angel holding up a little harp

Opposition little devil

I never got pole position but I won a few medals

Self-afflicted

Know the nation

I'm at home in the sky cause I'm fly like a pigeon

Put your arm out

Put your hip in

Don't be shaking all about

All the answers come from within

[Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle]

Don't got much fashions in stock

Dave got hats, I got socks

All the tour merch packed in one box

I never practiced no pitch

Don't like those raps? Then kick rocks

Do it with passion or stop

I do an irrational thing

I don't understand my own job

I pitched my show to Corncob

This indie brand don't grow big

A shovel in hand, but won't dig

Show my demands to those pigs

Watch the bubble expand, but don't pop

Bump your head, bump your head

A third of my heroes are dead

I tried to figure what they said

Or bring my daydreams to life

I could recite your whole verse

A crisis on infinite Earths

Disburse university checks and get merch

It's the first of the month

Y'all know whats up

[Outro]

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Television

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