Exiled From the Getalong Gang

[Intro]

The door is unlocked. Who was here? (What?)

[Verse 1: MC Paul Barman]

You boys are a waste of my resources

Pray, what's the recourse if you betray where the tree forts is

You broke 3/4ths of the rule, close to the entire thing

I'm about to tie you up with a fiber string from our tire swing

You let a girl see the girls I drew

Tore down the whole free world I knew

So walk on by if you see me at the candy store

I'll be stiff like a statue by Henry Moore

I'll see you in school, but never on weekends

I'm changing the handshake gesture sequence

So you'll never get through the club entry door

You're not a Sunbeam Warrior anymore!

Press 1 if you are satisfied with the message and want to send it

I don't wanna end it, I'm repentant

Press 2 if you want to mark it as urgent

It all comes out in the wash, but I forgot the detergent

Press 3 if you want to erase it and re-record it

Damn straight I do, wait, I pressed 2

Noooooooo!

[Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle]

To listen to your messages press 1

Yo, I heard Paul's mad and you're about to catch one

I saw him on the quad cussing like a park person

Next message marked urgent

Well, ain't this a fine howdy-do

Although I must admit I am kinda proud of you

When you were mad in the past you’ve elected to let it pass and acted all passive-aggresive

But since we're all being bold

I can admit to breaking all three codes

I thought we needed a new recruit and Julie's cute, smart and sweeter than Juicy Fruit

I mean it's a really good drawing, son

The girl looked so nice that it made me wanna talk to one

Our network's Belkin router

I know my way well around it

And we both know which one of us can yell the loudest

I snatched a gift and you're not gonna melt without it

And I was just about to tell you how she felt about it

If it's a question of me messing up the breakfast club

Heck, me and Julie can just go start a separate one

I mean it's just for fun, so I can take her arm

And the miraculous rap forest can be safe from harm

You know where I stand, we should be all-good

The rumor that I told her they were mine is a falsehood

[Verse 3: MC Paul Barman]

Well, well, how neatly planned

[Open Mike Eagle]

Gotta believe me, man

[MC Paul Barman]

Press 3 to delete *BEEP*

Damn, he's this close to completely banned

Okay people, keep it cool

Our friend Mike's in deep doo-doo

He thinks he no longer needs you just cause he's no longer prepubescent

Well, I'm the ambassador for whatever anyone's asking for

I don't believe he said that he drew those pictures and not that he called me a cheap jew

We have a word for this in Hebrew: "kẖalashmashkẖalashmezash"

He wears his hat at a jaunty angle

But I know his laundry's tangled

So much for Mr. GQ

We're down to an elite few

I can't sleep through the night, I thought: "me too" eating a fresh piece of tree fruit

(Yeah)