Rap Protection Prayer

[Intro]

Note the trees cause the dirt is temporary

More to mine than fact face Name and monetary

Beat the skins and let the loose lips kiss you clean

Quietly pour out like light, Like light when answering

Cross the street from the storefront cemetery

Hear me hailing from inside and realize I…

[Hook 1]

May the universe strengthen my character

So when it's deep I can be a submariner

Hope I never have to keep me a derringer

Cause I would challenge everybody like I'm Aaron Burr

[Verse 1]

If you see me wearin' ferret fur

And a herringbone

Wearing cologne

Made of grizzly bear pheromones

I fell victim to the smell of the marigolds

Disregard what I yell in my baritone

Let alone falsetto

I'm nervous in the booth hittin' notes all ghetto

Trying to hit that next so-called level

But my flow talk tastes like a low salt pretzel

(And my Mohawk's special)

It's an excellent punk aesthetic

But mine's orange

So the rest of 'em lump together

Ask Vibe, I'm the best of the sunken treasure

Right next to Kid Fresh and his hunting feathers

[Hook 2]

May the universe strengthen my character

So I can handle any props that my merit earns

I can walk my own road without careless turns

And never follow and holler 'til my larynx burns

[Verse 2]

Rocked from Paris to Harrisburg

And all the hairpin turns in between

The biggest nerd on the scene

Since the emergence of Ween

Immersed in detergent

I'm clean but I surf in the dirtiest ravines

With courteous thirty-somethings at grown folks' functions

Got Tone Loc bumping

Sipping funky cold medine

We never learned to do the shoulder lean

Or the super soaker thing

We're more in tune with what they doing over seas

Than this music for the teens

We do know what it means

With the constant junior rumors

On my new computer screen

Young famous do your thing

To the nation you're a king

But don't expect the older generations to agree

[Intro]