Woke As Me

[Intro]

Your sleepy head ass

Your, your, your bedhead ass

You been sleep all morning

You sleepy than a motherfucker

Nigga

Sing you a lullaby

[Chorus: Open Mike Eagle]

You say you woke, bro? I say supposedly

You ain't nowhere near as woke as you supposed to be

Man, you telling jokes, fool, you so asleep

Bruh, you might be woke, you just ain’t woke as me

[Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle]

He say woke, but he ain't woke enough

I'm droppin’ facts to make his third eye open up

He's still in mental jail, I see him tail-spinnin'

His woke frail, he can't even see his male privilege

Carbon footprint small? Man, I kinda doubt it

Real woke brothers live in tiny houses

I ain't never been sleep, it's excruciatin'

I been woke so long, I'm hallucinatin’

You say you woke, you just pretend to do it

I’m keeping all my pronouns gender-fluid

Your mind is not open, you probably not votin'

You throw away whole roaches, homie, we compostin’

I bet you think it's rumors, homie need a tutor

I'ma prove he still sleep, he ain't deleted Uber

Had the crown? I’ma take it from you

I wear hemp drawers and biodegradable shoes

I know the planet fucked up and how it got that way

I only flush my toilet once every goddamn day

I'm fuckin' woke

[Chorus: Open Mike Eagle & Phonte]

You say you woke, bro? I say supposedly

You ain't nowhere near as woke as you supposed to be

Man, you telling jokes (Yeah), fool, you so asleep (Yeah)

Bruh, you might be woke, you just ain't woke as me (Uh)

[Verse 2: Phonte]

Tryna beat me in a woke-off and get broke off

No jokes, you don't want no smoke with this woke Tom Brokaw

Your neighborhood vegan weed dealer, but I also sell books

I don't just rock the bells, I rock the bell hooks

In all lowercase, say her name, show her face

I been body positive, me and my hoes is overweight

Gentrifyin' all your hoods, your taxes gotta be murder

Come through your cookout with kale and Impossible Burgers

Shout out to the white girls, if you tryna see me

I got a biracial son, named him Ta-Nehisi

One of my top ten hitters

In the barbershop, fit right in with us

Mom wanna know why he's so pro-black

What's more pro-black than a light-skinned nigga?

Intersectional, been that

On your mark, now let's get set

I been yellin' out, "cis-het" since Harlem yellin' out, "Dipset"

Say this and I'm movin' on

You thought toxic masculinity was a new cologne

Nigga, you was wrong

I'm the antidote, my life's so botanical

Green Party and I vote, and I quote

Man, oh man, goddamn, I'm woke