Now I'm of consenting age
To be forgetting you in a cabaret
Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen
May even ask my name
As she sheds her skin onstage
I'm seated and sweating to a dance song on the club's PA
The strip joint veteran sits two away
Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified
Peach and lime daiquiri
Isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivety
Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
Whoa
Well, I'm afraid that I
Well, I may have faked it
And I wouldn't be caught dead
De-dead, de-dead, dead in this place
Well, I'm afraid that I
Well, that's right, well, I may have faked it
And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place
And isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivety
Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivety
Well, I'm afraid that I
Well, I may have faked it
And I wouldn't be caught dead
De-dead, de-dead, dead in this place
Well, I'm afraid that I
That's right, well, I may have faked it
And I wouldn't be caught dead in this pla—
Hey-hey, hey-hey, hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivety
Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
Paying in naivety
Praying for love and paying in—
Praying for love and paying in naivety, oh
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