I've been nostalgic for other people's childhoods all my life

[Intro: Ray William Johnson]

What's happening, forum?

Why do people insist on fucking around on merry-go-rounds?

[Verse 1: Patricia Taxxon]

Boy, you smell just like an airport in the winter

When I’m close to you, I feel that dusty snow all on the asphalt

Honestly, I don't see myself a thinker

But when weather gets like this it's hard to keep myself from losing it

What do I have that’s even worth remembering?

Nothing left to learn from but special-ed and mediocre vlogs

I look around and see kids looking back on all their lives

And I feel a sadness come on

[Chorus]

If I hold on tight, one day I'll get it right

I’ve been nostalgic for other people's childhoods all my life

[Interlude: Ray William Johnson]

I mean, it looks fun and all, but what happens when Ron Weasley back here spins you a little too fast?

[Verse 2: Patricia Taxxon]

Take-out in a bag I got

Candidates all outta hand but still

I’m here wondering

If it’s really what I'm about, hey

Minutes, counting down I got

Netflix all rented out but still

I’m here wondering

If it’s really what I'm about, hey

[Chorus]

If I hold on tight, one day I'll get it right

I’ve been nostalgic for other people's childhoods all my life