Peg Leg Silly-Billy

Hi Patty!
Hi Chris!
Wanna go for a boat ride?
Sure, Chris!
Then get on board ...
Peg Leg Silly-Billy rows for one
But his crewmate whines about his son
He was far too tanked for what he drank
So they made him walk the plank
Peg Leg Silly-Billy rows for two
But his crewmate whines about his flu
He was far too tanked for what he drank
So they made him walk the plank
Peg Leg Silly-Billy rows for three
But his crewmate whines about a flea
He was far too tanked for what he drank
So they made him walk the plank
Peg Leg Silly-Billy rows for four
But his crewmate whines down on the floor
He was far too tanked for what he drank
So they made him walk the plank
Man overboard
He's down in the deep sea
Down with all hope
When will you release me
Peg Leg Silly-Billy rows for five
But his crewmate whines about his wife
He was far too tanked for what he drank
So they made him walk the plank
Peg Leg Silly-Billy rows for six
But his crewmate whines about his ticks
He was far too tanked for what he drank
So they made him walk the plank
Man overboard
He's down in the deep sea
Down with all hope
When will you release me
Peg Leg Silly-Billy rows for seven
But his crewmate wants to be in heaven
He was far too tanked for what he drank
So they made him walk the plank
Peg Leg Silly-Billy rows for eight
But his crewmate whines about his fate
He was far too tanked for what he drank
So they made him walk the plank
Man overboard
He's down in the deep sea
Down with all hope
When will you release me
Peg Leg Silly-Billy rows for nine
But his crewmate whines about a dime
He was far too tanked for what he drank
So they made him walk the plank
Peg Leg Silly-Billy rows for ten
but he never wants to row again
he gets up and walks the plank
and with his tears the old man sank