I Love My House

Cracks in the pavement

Cracks in the road

Cracks in the ceiling

Where the bathtube overflowed, overflowed

Uh!

Holes in the gutters

Holes in the slate

Holes in the carpet

But i won't evacuate

I love this house, it's where i'll stay

Eat and sleep the night and day

I love this house, it's where i'll be

For you to spend some time with me

I love this house

Damp in the basement

Damp in the hall

Damp in the living room

That's climbing up the wall, up the wall

Rust in the drainpipe

Rust in the spout

Rust in the radiators

Still won't get me out

I love this house, it's where i'll stay

Eat and sleep the night and day

I love this house, it's where i'll be

For you to spend some time with me

I love this house

Hot in the summer, rattling windows, teeth and knees

Perfect place for cat and mouse

But i never mind, i love this house

Ow!

Cracks in the pavement

Cracks in the road

Cracks in the ceiling

Where the bathtube overflow

Holes in the gutters

Holes in the slate

Holes in the carpet

But i won't evacuate

I love this house, it's where i'll stay

To eat and sleep the night and day

I love this house, it's where i'll be

For you to spend some time with me

I love this house