Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey (Mono / 2022 Remaster)

[Part I: Uncle Albert]

[Verse 1]

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

We're so sorry if we caused you any pain

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But there's no one left at home, and I believe I'm gonna rain

[Verse 2]

We're so sorry, but we haven't heard a thing all day

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But if anything should happen, we'll be sure to give a ring

[Verse 3]

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But we haven't done a bloody thing all day

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But the kettle's on the boil, and we're so easily called away

[Instrumental Break]

[Part II: Admiral Halsey]

[Chorus]

Hands across the water (Water)

Heads across the sky

Hands across the water (Water)

Heads across the sky

[Verse 4]

Admiral Halsey notified me

He had to have a berth, or he couldn't get to sea

I had another look, and I had a cup of tea

And a butter pie (Butter pie?)

The butter wouldn't melt, so I put it in the pie, alright?

[Chorus]

Hands across the water (Water)

Heads across the sky

Hands across the water (Water)

Heads across the sky

[Bridge]

Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (Get around)

Get your feet up off the ground, live a little, get around

Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (Get around)

Get your feet up off the ground, live a little, get around

[Chorus]

Hands across the water (Water)

Heads across the sky

Hands across the water (Water)

Heads across the sky