$100 Groom

She wore them cowboy boots

Couldn't ignore, she looked so cute

She was one that I liked best

Couldn't believe her two-buck dress

I'll go downtown and we'll find ourselves a judge

And I'm your hundred-dollar groom

Promise not to leave the room

Even if I gotta vomit

Oh I'm your hundred-dollar groom

Baby, I'll hop the broom

Although I'd rather limbo underneath it

She spent all of my cash

And I broke out in a rash

As long as I can make you laugh

It's been awhile, might say it's high time

It ain't getting' better, let's go for a ride

Go downtown and find some crooked judge

And I'm your hundred-dollar groom

Won't leave the room

Even I have to vomit

Baby I'm your hundred-dollar groom

Baby I'll hop that broom

Though I'd rather limbo underneath it

I've let you down in the past

I can't let you down anymore

Yeah, hundred-dollar groom

Baby we're in that room

She's my better half

When she makes me laugh

When she don't, she ain't

The one that I like best

With the two-buck dress

She ain't no saint

Go downtown and we'll find ourselves a judge

And I'll be your hundred-dollar groom

Promise not to leave the room

Even if I have to vomit

Baby I'm your hundred-dollar groom

Baby I'll hop the broom

Rather limbo underneath it

Baby I'm your hundred-dollar groom