I Want a Dog (B-Side Version)

[Verse 1: Neil Tennant]

I want a dog, a chihuahua

When I get back to my small flat

I want to hear somebody bark

Oh, you can get lonely

[Verse 2: Neil Tennant]

Don't want a cat

Scratching its claws all over my habitat

Giving no love and getting fat

Oh, you can get lonely

And a cat's no help with that

[Interlude]

[Bridge: Chris Lowe]

"Bulldog, hound and pug, and Labrador

Collie, retriever and Doberman pincher

Husky, dalmatian, Saint Bernard und dachshund

Mongrel, beagle, Cocker spaniel"

[Verse 3: Neil Tennant]

I want a dog to walk in the park

When it gets dark my dog will bark at any passers-by

Oh, you can get lonely

I want a dog

[Interlude]

[Verse 4: Neil Tennant]

I want a dog, a chihuahua

When I get back to my small flat

I want to hear somebody bark

Oh, you can get lonely