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Pet Shop Boys – Your Funny Uncle (1989) | Track profile | Dork

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Pet Shop Boys
Alternative
Your Funny Uncle

TRACK

Your Funny Uncle

Release date: 26th June 1989

From Alternative

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"Your Funny Uncle" is a track by Pet Shop Boys, from the album Alternative, released 26th June 1989. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 11 articles about Pet Shop Boys.

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Lyrics

Your Funny Uncle

[Verse 1]

A windy day

The cars in slow formation

Not far away

A final destination

One mother's son

His father's distant gaze, regretting

Where they went wrong

He always found it too upsetting

[Verse 2]

Me and my friend

We lived our lives completely

From start to end

You and your friend, so sweetly

With strength and pride

In spite of everything, and swimming

Against the tide

To obstinately hope of winning

[Verse 3]

And at the end

Your funny uncle staring

At all your friends

With military bearing

And stopped to stand

To smile and speak of you directly

Goodbye, shake hands

Like you did everything correctly

[Outro]

To wipe away the tears

No more pain, no fear

No sorrow or dying

No waiting or crying

These former things have passed away

Another life begins today

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From Alternative

1989

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Release year

1989

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—We All Feel Better in the Dark
—The Sound of the Atom Splitting (Extended Mix) [7" Version]
—Don Juan
—Do I Have To?
—I Want a Dog (B-Side Version)
—Paninaro
—A Man Could Get Arrested (Bobby Orlando Version)
—A New Life
—If Love Were All (Bitter Sweet)
—I Get Excited (You Get Excited Too)
—It Must Be Obvious
—Losing My Mind
—One of the Crowd
—Shameless
—Too Many People
—Violence (Haçienda Version)
—You Know Where You Went Wrong
—Your Funny Uncle
—Some Speculation
—Euroboy
—Hey, Headmaster
—Decadence
—Girls & Boys (Live in Rio)
—What Keeps Mankind Alive?
—Miserablism
—Music for Boys

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Chris Lowe, Neil Tennant
Producer: Pet Shop Boys
Keyboards: Chris Lowe, Neil Tennant
Vocals: Neil Tennant
Recording Engineer: Danton Supple
Remastering Engineer: Neil Young