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Phony Ppl – I Wish I Was A Chair. (2012) | Track profile | Dork

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Phony Ppl
Phonyland
I Wish I Was A Chair.

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I Wish I Was A Chair.

Release date: 17th January 2012

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About This Track

"I Wish I Was A Chair." is a track by Phony Ppl, from the album Phonyland, released 17th January 2012. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Phony Ppl

Phony Ppl

Lyrics

I Wish I Was A Chair.

[Verse]

I wish I was a chair

So I could feel the pressure of your pillow

And if you wonder why I stare

It’s ‘cause you’re sculpted to perfection

Caramel glow complexion

Just the way I like it

I like it

I love you

Talented hands of a masseuse

Ooh baby, put those to use

And when it’s not my day

You make everything okay

[Chorus]

You’re so fly, you’re so cool

You’re so fly, you’re so cool

Watchin' you, things you do

You like me, I like you

You’re so fly, fly, fly

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Track details

From Phonyland

2012

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2012

—If This Is How Love Feels
—Whamsz.com
—4 The 1st Time.
—MorninG light.
—Sometimes iii Think About You
—Current Events
—Break it Off.
—Good?
—John Jay.
—I Wish I Was A Chair.
—Genesis.
—Does He Really

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