Sheep

[Intro]

*Sheep bleating*

[Verse 1]

Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away

Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air

[Chorus]

You better watch out

There may be dogs about

I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen

Things are not what they seem

[Verse 2]

What do you get for pretending the danger's not real?

Meek and obedient, you follow the leader

Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel

[Chorus]

What a surprise!

A look of terminal shock in your eyes

Now things are really what they seem

No, this is no bad dream

[Interlude]

(Stone, stone, stone, stone)

(Stone, stone, stone, stone)

(Stone, stone)

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]

*sheep bleating*

The Lord is my shepherd

I shall not want

He makes me down to lie

Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by

With bright knives, He releaseth my soul

He madeth me to hang on hooks in high places

He converteth me to lamb cutlets

For lo, He hath great power and great hunger

When cometh the day we lowly ones

Through quiet reflection and great dedication

Master the art of karate

Lo, we shall rise up

And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water

[Verse 3]

Bleating and babbling, we fell on his neck with a scream

Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha

Wave upon wave of demented avengers

March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream

[Chorus]

Have you heard the news?

The dogs are dead

You better stay home and do as you're told

Get out of the road if you want to grow old

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]

*Sheep bleating*