The Show (Working Title For In the Flesh/In Progress, Part 1. 1979)

[Backing vocals]

Ooh, ah

Ooh, ah

Aaaah, ah

Ooh, ah

[Verse 1]

So ya

Thought ya

Might like to go to the show

To feel the warm thrill of confusion

That space cadet glow

[Verse 2]

I got some bad news for you, sunshine

Pink isn't well

He stayed back at the hotel

And they sent us along as a surrogate band

Where gonna find out were you fans really stand

[Verse 3]

Are there any pooves in the theater tonight?

Get them up against the wall

There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me

Get him up against the wall

And that one looks Jewish!

And that one's a coon!

Who let all of this riffraff into the room?

There's one smoking a joint!

And another with spots!

If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!