Hysterical

It was never part of the plan
That she'd be your woman
Now that it's that, she'd better get on cooking
Does she seem agitated?
Did she get too mad?
You like it, you love it
You make her feel bad

It goes the way you always wanted
It is so

Ideal girl, they don't know why you have to bite
Ideal girl, they don't know, but they think you might
Be a little hysterical, ha-ha-ha
We are hysterical
Boy, oh boy, unbearable, ha-ha-ha
We are hysterical

It was never part of the plan
That she'd give you head
We all know by now
You weren't invited into her bed
Oh, please don't be alarmed
It was seven years ago
You gave what you wanted and enjoyed the blow

It went the way you always wanted
It is so

Ideal girl, they don't know why you have to bite
Ideal girl, they don't know, but they think you might
Be a little hysterical, ha-ha-ha
We are hysterical
Boy, oh boy, unbearable, ha-ha-ha
We are hysterical

Why you kept her inside?
You put her on the spot, boy
You put her on the spot, boy
Why you kept her inside?
You put her on the spot, boy
You put her on the spot, boy