Pwei-Zation

We have a cure for your isolation
It's called PWEI-zation
It's far above your expectation
It's called PWEI-zation

We stay up late 'cause it helps us lose weight
We use the phone when there's no one home
We call long distance, but there's no one there
It's due to the fact that we know nobody out there

Beaming out a message across the nation
Are you tuned into our radio station?
Sending out a signal to cure isolation
It's called PWEI-zation

Number twelve looks just like you
A nervous man in a four-dollar room
On Thursday, we leave for home
But first, a word from our sponsors out there in the ozone

Beaming out a message across the nation
Are you tuned into our radio station?
Sending out a signal to cure isolation
It's called PWEI-zation

"(Ten seconds, nine...)
I bring you a warning
(Eight...)
Tell the world
(Seven...)
Tell this to everybody
(Six...)
Wherever they are
(Five...)
Watch the skies
(Four...)
Keep looking
(Three... two... one)
Keep watching the skies"

Beaming out a message across the nation
Are you tuned into our radio station?
Sending out a signal to cure isolation
It's called PWEI-zation

Graffiti City, it's a home from home
For paranoia, bubbleheads and clones
It's a refuge from the thought police
Of Dementia 13, Dementia 13

Beaming out a message across the nation
Are you tuned into our radio station?
Sending out a signal to cure isolation
It's called PWEI-zation

Beaming out a message across the nation
Tune into our radio station