Love/Hate Letter To Alcohol

[Verse 1: Post Malone]

I woke up on the ground

I guess I shoulda kept that shit to myself

Turns out I'm pretty good at runnin' my mouth

But not good enough (Not good enough)

You know, when I go in, it's lights out (It's lights out)

I couldn't hear a thing 'cause the song was too loud (Was too loud)

Last night, I had thirty-two teeth in my mouth

Some went away

Why'd you have to go and fucking ruin my day?

[Chorus: Post Malone]

You're the reason why I got my ass kicked

But you're the only way to drown my sadness

This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol

You're the reason why I got my ass kicked

[Verse 2: Post Malone]

I was laid out flat like a centerfold (Centerfold)

Jakey and his partner drove me home

Lookin' in the mirror, something's wrong

Lеt me get my dentist on thе phone (On the phone)

Found my keys, then I went back out

Someone asked me how it all went down

I remember like it's yesterday (Like it's yesterday)

I took a shot, took a shot, took a shot, took another shot

Fell right out my fuckin' chair, swingin' for his eye

Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side

I thought I died

Why'd you have to go and fuckin' ruin my night?

[Chorus: Post Malone]

You're the reason why I got my ass kicked

But you're the only way to drown my sadness

This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol

You're the reason why I got my ass kicked