Frizzle Fry

[Verse 1]

Hello, all you boys and girls

I'd like to take you to the inside world

It's quite an irregular place to be

But never fear, you're safe with me

Well, maybe

[Verse 2]

Golden hair of macramé

Against the face that's cut from stone

The white porcelain is singin’, "Aye!"

Thank God the boy is not alone

[Chorus 1]

I don't believe in Santa Claus, I don't believe in spite

I have no use for beauty dolls especially on this night

I don't believe in miracles, I don't believe in lies

I don't believe in holograms for I am the Frizzle Fry

[Bridge]

Andy's painting green again

This time they might take him away

When Barrington starts to breathe again

It may just take us all away

[Chorus 2]

I don't believe in charity, I don't believe in sin

And if you don't believe in me, we'll play this tune over again

I don't believe in Pinochle and I don't believe I'll try

I do believe in Cap'n Crunch, for I am the Frizzle Fry

Yes, I am the Frizzle Fry

Hup!

[Instrumental Outro]