Harold of the Rocks

[Verse 1]

It was a weekend's eve

I had sex on my breath

I was looking for something to see

With a borrowed black leather and my best fishing hat

Well it was just Wendy-O and me

We called ol' Swamp up on the telephone and said

We was coming on down to pick him up and then

He said "Hey Snappy, me and Greeny'll come along

But only if we can bring a friend. His name is Harold"

[Interlude]

I said "Okay"

[Verse 2]

Now, we had a Swamper, Greeny, Wendy-O, Stanley

Harold of the Rocks and me

We hopped into my Dart and headed for the Nightbreak

To see a man they called Schoolly D

Harold, he's a friendly guy, he rambles on and on

He'll talk the balls off a rhinosaurus

Fact is he just doesn't make much sense

Well Stan said, "This guy's pretty bizarre, Gus."

[Refrain]

Harold of the rocks

Harold of the rocks

Harold of the rocks

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]

I saw Harold at a party Trouzy threw late one night

I said, "Hey man do you remember me?"

He said, "Well of course I do, Snap-Dad, and let me tell you right about now

I'm lit up like an old Christmas tree."

"Hey bro you know I'd like to thank you once again

For letting me hang with y'all across the bay

When I look back at that night I get a warm spot across my heart"

Then he shook my hand, and walked away

That's the last I seen of Harold

[Refrain]

Harold of the rocks

Harold of the rocks

Harold of the rocks

[Outro]

So in the end, Swamper and Greeny

Finally succumbed to the ways of Harold

And in doing so each gave just a little bit of his soul away

What a couple of dumbshits!