Here Come the Bastards

[Verse 1]

Here they come, here come the bastards

I heard it from a confidant

Who heard it from a confidant

They're definitely on their way

There's one with this idea

Something about a hammer head shark

Nosehairs and flatus

Best keep your distance because

[Verse 2]

Here they come, here come the bastards

Bury your head deep in the sand

Anonymity is a virtue in this day and age

Amazing hand dexterity

Flagrant misuse of security

Better run, run, run, run, run

Run, run, run, run, run

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Here they come

Here they come

Here they come

Here they come

Here they come

Here they come

Here they come

Here they come

[Guitar Solo]

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Here they come

Here they come

Here they come

Here they come

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Here they come

Here they come

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Here they come

Here they come

Here they come