Chaos and Disorder

[Intro]

Hey, yeah

[Verse 1]

Carjack used to fix flat tires

Cadillac used to be a Benz

Big joints never gotcha higher

Freebase cost you in the end

[Chorus]

I'm just a no-name reporter

I wish I had nothing to say

Looking through my new camcorder

Trying to find a crime that pays

I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering

Chaos and disorder ruining my world today

[Verse 2]

"He's gay," used to mean he's happy

Nowadays happy ain't allowed

"You're played," used to mean Top 40

Now forty days of being played ain't proud

[Chorus]

I'm just a no-name reporter

I wish I had nothing to say

Looking through my new camcorder

Trying to find a crime that pays

I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering

Chaos and disorder ruining my world today

[Refrain]

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Bridge]

Safe sex used to mean no babies

When intercourse used to mean fun

If I had fifteen ladies

I would only fuck with one

[Chorus]

I get hit by a mortar, everywhere I go I'm loitering

Chaos and disorder ruining my world today

[Refrain]

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah