Let's Pretend We're Married (7" Edit Mono Promo-Only Edit)

[Verse 1]

Excuse me but I need a mouth like yours

To help me forget the girl that just walked out my door

Funny but it seems that you're alone like me

If you are, go let's come see what we can see

[Chorus]

Ooh, little darlin' if you're

Free for a couple of hours (Free for a couple of hours)

If you ain't busy for the next seven years (Next seven years)

Say, let's pretend we're married and go all night

There ain't nothin' wrong if it feels all right

I won't stop until the morning light

Let's pretend we're married and go all night, tonight

[Post-Chorus]

Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah

All the hippies sing together

Excuse me but I need your chemistry

Don't you wanna be my fantasy

My girl's gone and she don't care at all

And if she did -- So what

C'mon, baby, let's b-b-ball

[Chorus]

Ooh, little darlin' if you're

Free for a couple of hours (Free for a couple of hours)

If you ain't busy for the next seven years (Next seven years)

Say, let's pretend we're married and go all night

There ain't nothin' wrong if it feels all right

I won't stop until the morning light

Let's pretend we're married and go all night, tonight

[Post-Chorus]

Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah

All the hippies sing together

Let's just pretend we're married, tonight

Excuse me but I need a mouth like yours

To help me forget the girl that just walked out my door

Let's pretend we're married and do it all night

I won't stop until the morning light

[Chorus]

Ooh, little darlin' if you're

Free for a couple of hours (Free for a couple of hours)

If you ain't busy for the next seven years (Next seven years)

Say, let's pretend we're married and go all night

There ain't nothin' wrong if it feels all right

I won't stop until the morning light

Let's pretend we're married and go all night, tonight

(Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah)

Pretend we're married

Let's pretend we're married

[Post-Chorus]

Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah

All the hippies sing together

Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah

Oh everybody yeah

Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah

All the hippies sing together

Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah

Yeah, yeah

My girl's gone and she don't care at all

And if she did -- So what

C'mon, baby, let's ball

I wanna fuck you so bad it hurts, it hurts, it hurts

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna fuck you

Yeah, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna wanna, I wanna fuck you

Look here Marsha, I'm not sayin' this just to be nasty

I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth

Can you relate?

My girl's gone and she don't care at all

And if she did -- I wouldn't care. Let's ball

Whatever you heard about me is true

I change the rules and do what I wanna do

I'm in love with God, he's the only way

'Cuz you and I know we gotta die some day

If you think I'm crazy, you're probably right

But I'm gonna have fun every motherfuckin' night

If you like to fight, you're a double-drag fool

I'm goin' to another life, how 'bout you