Something in the Water (Does Not Compute) [Original Version]

[Verse 1]

Some people tell me I've got great legs

Can't figure out why you make me beg

Does not compute

Do not compute

You think you're special, well so do I

Why do special women make me cry?

Does not compute, baby

Somethin' don't compute

[Chorus]

Must be something in the water they drink

It's been the same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water they drink

Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?

[Verse 2]

People think I'm kind of smart

Why must a fellow stop with you before he starts?

Do not compute

I'll buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars

But you got to talk to me, baby, tell me who you really are

[Chorus]

Must be something in the water they drink

It's been the same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water they drink

Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?

[Piano Solo]

[Chorus]

Must be something in the water they drink

It's been the same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water they drink

'Cause'why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?

Oh Lord

[Chorus]

I said must be something in the water they drink

Same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water they drink

Cause' Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?