Phoebe Philo

I'm very choosy about friends
I'm very choosy about people
I love people, but
I'm very choosy

I'm Joan Didion, chic smoking a cigarette
My head's right back in the oven, Emily Dickinson
I bought a house in the hills, I'm feeling affluent
My economic status is great, I'm dodging taxes, babe

X-girl bad, Phoebe Philo
New York City, I'm the princess and the villain
Mood board, all my daughters feel inspired
Plan B, all you - is abortions

I'm super groovy like Fast Times, Ridgemont the movie
Cherry cola and bubblicious, it's so consuming
I'm delicious and half vicious, a switchblade sister
Like to cheer on the sidelines, excuse me, mister

Boutique Sonic Youth on a hunnid
Made me, I'm with Erin and Nicole
Chinatown, Adam Zhu residency
Dime square, all you - pack your - up (X-girl, bitch)

X-girl bad, Phoebe Philo
Maleficent, I'm the princess and the villain (X-girl, bitch)
Chloë Sev, all the girlies are inspired
Maxxxine, I just went in for the killing (X-girl, bitch)

X-girl bad, Phoebe Philo (X-girl, bitch)
Maleficent, I'm the princess and the villain (X-girl, bitch)
Chloë Sev, all the girlies are inspired
Maxxxine, I just went in for the killing

You're the trailer park, I'm the tornado
I feel like Beth Dutton, blood hotter than my tomato
I'm drinking whiskey in town and riding horsey
I love rock music and guns like a divorcee

I'm country bumpkin as -, I'm feeding chickens
My quality of life is great from my decisions
I'm shooting guns off the porch and howling wolf at night
I'm the medicine woman, smoking Marlboro Lights

I'm sorry, honey, but you'll never be me
I do voice-overs for Disney and Spike Lee
You're male-centered, and you make bad decisions
Burp, all bread, no chicken

The crate digger, the rhyme spitter, the three-hitter
The koof splitter, the mind gutter, I do better
Bodies, bodies, bodies falling to the floor
Dancing like Suspiria, I'm rotten to the core (X-girl, bitch)

X-girl bad, Phoebe Philo
Maleficent, I'm the princess and the villain (X-girl, bitch)
Chloë Sev, all the girlies are inspired
Maxxxine, I just went in for the killing (X-girl, bitch)

X-girl bad, Phoebe Philo (X-girl, bitch)
Maleficent, I'm the princess and the villain (X-girl, bitch)
Chloë Sev, all the girlies are inspired
Maxxxine, I just went in for the killing

X-girl bad, Phoebe Philo
X-girl bad, bad
X-girl bad, Phoebe Philo
X-girl bad, bad, bad