Tarpeian Rock

Let them be shocked

By gravity

Then the ground

Fate rushing upwards

Make their heads go pop

Throw them from the rock

Greedy bastards

Rank amateur professionals

Emotional cripples

Gluten fascists

Alt-weekly types

Human dieldrin

Envious cowards

Envious associates

Internet personas

Smug urban settlers

Ants in the bathtub

Crucibles of smog

Unformed skulls

Neon bands on laptops

Recent memories

Unweird beards

Rich crusties

Adults dressed as children

Do-nothing know-it-alls

What democracy looks like

Upper class slummers

Text as new literature

Shot counters

Last Matts in the phone book

Credit card users

Pain-free catheters

Most bands ever

Terrible bartenders