Self Evident

You're an idiot
You embody every bit of it
Even set a new precedent
Empirical

Concrete evidence
Minimal due diligence
We've concluded what is obvious
You're a bunghole

Concrete evidence
Minimal due diligence
We've concluded what is obvious
Bloody drongo

Your voice induces migraines
Your presence party-poops the entire room

You're an idiot
And a bunghole

Ooh-ooh, oh, you're
Ooh-ooh, goddamn
Ooh-ooh, oh, you're (your nature is pugnacious)
Ooh-ooh, goddamn idiot

Your nature is pugnacious
Your temperament deplorable (it leaves a residue)
So mucous-like it leaves a residue

You're an idiot (oh)
Goddamn idiot (oh)
You embody every bit of it

You feel like a wet mudslide
Obnoxious gear in overdrive
A walking, talking (ooh-ooh, oh, you're)
Skid mark prat (ooh-ooh, goddamn)
A Muppet and (ooh-ooh, oh, you're)
A twit and twat (ooh-ooh, goddamn idiot)
That's you