UNDERGROUND

[Intro]

Where's everyone going? Bingo?

[Verse 1: Dev Lemons & ethan is online]

Uh!

Adam Driver, how about you park the car?

Adam Driver, how about you leave the bar? Uh

Adam Driver, I don't like the middle part, no

Adam Driver, as a Simpson, I'd be Bart

I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge

I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge

I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge

I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge

Uh, Adam Driver, Adam Pilot, Adam Diver

Adam Mileage, Adam Paperwork, I'm doing the fileage

[Verse 2: ethan is online]

I drink sodas like Coke on the regular

My wife divorced me for things that I said to her

My dog is hungry, I should have have fed-ed her

My new wife's a robot, I have in—

I drink sodas like Coke on the regular

My wife divorced me for things that I said to her

My dog is hungry, I should have have fed-ed her

My new wife's a robot, I have invented her

[Verse 3: ethan is online]

There's a ball in a cup like Dude Perfect

I tripped and I fell and that shit hurted

Thanks of Giving and I'm getting turked

That's all it, that's all it!

That's all it!

Minecraft gold bars that I spit, protein shakes

They all taste like my shit, yeah

Yeah

[Verse 4: nickisnotgreen]

Stop it with the bigotry, tofu soup and it's simmery

I can never tell if she's into me, ice cold balls in the wintery

Please put your hands in the wagon

2024, we're on Fallon, 2025 and it's Ellen

I just put the P in the spellin', fuck!

I said pee in the spelling

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]

Why's it John Wick Three, not Five?

Why Ocean Eleven, not Nine?

Please do not forget to wipe

Read between the wines, not lines

[Verse 5: nickisnotgreen]

In reality I got a lot of tea time

Hitting golf balls in the sea time

Wishing I never give me any me time

Focused both my eyes on the pee line

That is just it, isn't that queef?

Cobble together like loaf-es of meat

I think that it's neat

QUEEF UNDERGROUND, John Wick Five

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]

Why's it John Wick Three, not Five?

Why Ocean Eleven, not Nine?

Please do not forget to wipe

Read between the wines, not lines