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UNDERGROUND by QUEEF JERKY

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QUEEF JERKY

UNDERGROUND

From QUEEF UNDERGROUND2023

Written by Dev Lemons, ethan is online,

Lyrics

UNDERGROUND

[Intro]

Where's everyone going? Bingo?

[Verse 1: Dev Lemons & ethan is online]

Uh!

Adam Driver, how about you park the car?

Adam Driver, how about you leave the bar? Uh

Adam Driver, I don't like the middle part, no

Adam Driver, as a Simpson, I'd be Bart

I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge

I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge

I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge

I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge

Uh, Adam Driver, Adam Pilot, Adam Diver

Adam Mileage, Adam Paperwork, I'm doing the fileage

[Verse 2: ethan is online]

I drink sodas like Coke on the regular

My wife divorced me for things that I said to her

My dog is hungry, I should have have fed-ed her

My new wife's a robot, I have in—

I drink sodas like Coke on the regular

My wife divorced me for things that I said to her

My dog is hungry, I should have have fed-ed her

My new wife's a robot, I have invented her

About this track

"UNDERGROUND" is a song by QUEEF JERKY from the album QUEEF UNDERGROUND, released in 2023. The song was written by Dev Lemons, ethan is online, Nicholas Green. It was produced by Dev Lemons, Nicholas Green.

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  • Dev Lemons— 113 credits as songwriter & producer →
  • ethan is online— 8 credits as songwriter →
  • Nicholas Green— 61 credits as songwriter & producer →

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[Verse 3: ethan is online]

There's a ball in a cup like Dude Perfect

I tripped and I fell and that shit hurted

Thanks of Giving and I'm getting turked

That's all it, that's all it!

That's all it!

Minecraft gold bars that I spit, protein shakes

They all taste like my shit, yeah

Yeah

[Verse 4: nickisnotgreen]

Stop it with the bigotry, tofu soup and it's simmery

I can never tell if she's into me, ice cold balls in the wintery

Please put your hands in the wagon

2024, we're on Fallon, 2025 and it's Ellen

I just put the P in the spellin', fuck!

I said pee in the spelling

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]

Why's it John Wick Three, not Five?

Why Ocean Eleven, not Nine?

Please do not forget to wipe

Read between the wines, not lines

[Verse 5: nickisnotgreen]

In reality I got a lot of tea time

Hitting golf balls in the sea time

Wishing I never give me any me time

Focused both my eyes on the pee line

That is just it, isn't that queef?

Cobble together like loaf-es of meat

I think that it's neat

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[Chorus: Dev Lemons]

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Why Ocean Eleven, not Nine?

Please do not forget to wipe

Read between the wines, not lines

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