UNDERGROUND

[Intro] Where's everyone going? Bingo? [Verse 1: Dev Lemons & ethan is online] Uh! Adam Driver, how about you park the car? Adam Driver, how about you leave the bar? Uh Adam Driver, I don't like the middle part, no Adam Driver, as a Simpson, I'd be Bart I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge Uh, Adam Driver, Adam Pilot, Adam Diver Adam Mileage, Adam Paperwork, I'm doing the fileage [Verse 2: ethan is online] I drink sodas like Coke on the regular My wife divorced me for things that I said to her My dog is hungry, I should have have fed-ed her My new wife's a robot, I have in— I drink sodas like Coke on the regular My wife divorced me for things that I said to her My dog is hungry, I should have have fed-ed her My new wife's a robot, I have invented her [Verse 3: ethan is online] There's a ball in a cup like Dude Perfect I tripped and I fell and that shit hurted Thanks of Giving and I'm getting turked That's all it, that's all it! That's all it! Minecraft gold bars that I spit, protein shakes They all taste like my shit, yeah Yeah [Verse 4: nickisnotgreen] Stop it with the bigotry, tofu soup and it's simmery I can never tell if she's into me, ice cold balls in the wintery Please put your hands in the wagon 2024, we're on Fallon, 2025 and it's Ellen I just put the P in the spellin', fuck! I said pee in the spelling [Chorus: Dev Lemons] Why's it John Wick Three, not Five? Why Ocean Eleven, not Nine? Please do not forget to wipe Read between the wines, not lines [Verse 5: nickisnotgreen] In reality I got a lot of tea time Hitting golf balls in the sea time Wishing I never give me any me time Focused both my eyes on the pee line That is just it, isn't that queef? Cobble together like loaf-es of meat I think that it's neat QUEEF UNDERGROUND, John Wick Five [Chorus: Dev Lemons] Why's it John Wick Three, not Five? Why Ocean Eleven, not Nine? Please do not forget to wipe Read between the wines, not lines