Ming's Theme (In the Court of Ming the Merciless)

[Skit 1]

(Now, the tributes from Ardencia)

Prince Thun: We, the people of Ardencia, we have suffered since you blasted our kingdom! I can offer you nothing this year except my loyalty

(Prince Thun, we prize nothing more highly. And tell us, how great is this loyalty to your emperor?)

Prince Thun: Without measure

(We are delighted to hear it. Fall on your sword.)

[Skit 2]

Prince Thun: Death to Ming!

[Skit 3]

(Who are you?)

Flash Gordon: Flash Gordon. Quarterback, New York Jets

Dale: Dale Arden, your highness

(Pathetic Earthlings, hurling your bodies out into the void. Come closer, let us see you.)

Dale: No