Stone Cold Crazy (1991 Bonus Remix by Michael Wagener)

[Guitar Intro]

[Verse 1]

Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning

I was dreaming I was Al Capone

There's a rumour going round, gotta clear out of town

Yeah, I'm smelling like a dry fish bone

Here come the law, gonna break down the door

Gonna carry me away once more

Never, I never, I never want it any more

Gotta get away from this stone cold floor

[Chorus]

Crazy (Stone cold crazy, you know)

Woo! Aw!

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]

Rainy afternoon, I gotta blow a typhoon

And I'm playing on my slide trombone

Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore

Gotta get away from this stone cold floor

[Chorus]

Crazy (Stone cold crazy, you know)

Aw, hit 'em up

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

Walking down the street, shooting peoplе that I meet

With my rubber tommy water gun

Herе come the deputy, he's gonna come and getta me

I gotta get me get up and run

They got the sirens loose, I ran right outta juice

They're going to put me in a cell

If I can't go to heaven, will they let me go to hell?

[Chorus]

Crazy (Stone cold crazy, you know)

[Outro]

Ow!