Dodged A Bullet

[Verse 1]

Baby, you make me cry like Niagara Falls

When you got home from Europe

Tap water, toothbrush, ripped your shirt up

Phone bill with a number I ain't heard of

You've got a husband and I've got a wife

I can guarantee she's cooler than your dude is

Thanks for introducing me to little Cupid

You're probably spreadin' crazy rumors, I ain't stupid

[Pre-Chorus]

But I'm so much better off with who I ended up with

I thank the stars over and over and over and over again

[Chorus]

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet

[Verse 2]

You chose someone else on a summer night

A French foreign exchange student

Sweet-talkin' fella, might've been a nudist

I don't blame you, even though he wasn't fluent

I like to stroll down memory lane

A little too much, I admit it

Wonder if you ever wanna buy a ticket

Probably sounds like I still wanna kick it

[Pre-Chorus]

But I'm so much better off with who I ended up with

I thank the stars over and over and over and over again

[Chorus]

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet

[Outro]

I dodged a bullet

I dodged a bullet