End Of The Road (Interlude)

Stevie:

This is the last show of the-

Sherriff:

(knocking on door) Sorry, we need you to open up. This is the sheriff

Stevie:

Oh...

Sherriff:

You've been served. We're shutting you down (talking and knocking continues in background)

Stevie:

...fuck me. I guess this- this- this is the END end. I've- uh- I've run out of money and luck it appears. But hey, it's been a good long run thanks to you all. You're loyal fans, and good night. This one is "Kicked Outta School", something we can all relate to, at least I can. And let me tell you something, if you're drinking don't drive. And if you're driving, give me a ride to a bail bondsman. Power to the people, and if you don't have power - pay your fucking bills. Y'know- Hold on a second! You got a fucking warrant?! Uh, if anybody out there knows a bail bondsman, I'd really appreciate it. Uh, this is- this is not- this is not a test. Shut up! I'm coming! This is not a test. This is not a te- C'mon! I'm not wearing- I'm not wearing pants!

Sherriff:

(door busts open) Hands behind your back! Get on the fucking floor. Stop fucking breathing or I will taze you! Fuck you! Get the mace! Fuck you! Fuck you! Stop resisting! You're resisting. Stop resisting! Stop resisting!