The More You Cry

Well I sit here on this bar stool all day long

I've been here ever since my love went wrong

Lately friends have taken note that I never leave my post

I suppose they wonder just what's going on

Well the more you cry

The less you'll be

You can't deny physiology

I can just keep on drinking them beers

Because they all turn into tears

But the more you cry

The less you'll be

I'm just not the same man I was bеfore

You'll never see mе hit the men's room door

It's not the signs of my bladder

It's just going to make me madder

And nothing seems to matter anymore

The more you cry

The less you'll be

My shorts are dry

As dry as they can be and until this evening ends

I won't need to bend

Because the more you cry

The less you'll be

It's just a human tragedy

Because the tears' the irony

I can't believe that she's still poed at me

And have you listened to country music lately

It's just rock and rap and cowboy hats to me

And with that being how it is

I think I'll take up my last wish

Because it's just one more reason that I've got to grieve

And the more you cry

The less you'll be

They're making mitts and living in my misery

They're counting every beer

As I make them disappear

But the more you cry

The less you'll be

Yes the more you cry

The less you'll be