My Better Half

[Verse 1]

Kick my shoe off, take my sock off, pull my pant off

Find my pajama and I put it on

Then I crawl into bed and I cry my eye out

Now (Now) that my better half is gone (Gone)

[Verse 2]

I just lie there, and as I lie there, my arm feels so empty

And my lip longs to kiss her all night long

If I had the gut, I'd blow my brain out

Now (Now) that my better half is gone (Gone)

[Bridge]

I was a whole man when I was with her

Now I'm a plier, I'm a scissor

I'm half this and half that

Half-slow and half-fast, oh

[Verse 3]

I've got the blue and I'm up to my elbow in heartache

Now (Now) that my better half is gone (Gone)

[Outro]

Now (Now) that my better half is gone (Gone)