My Weed's Been Taken (Skit)

[Interlude: Redman, Shonda, Tisha, Shonda & Tisha]

Hello? Ayy, Shonda

Doc, what you want?

Right now, my weed has been taken (Ah, nigga)

What's your girl name, Tisha?

Yeah, Tisha

Put her on the goddamn phone

Nigga, hold on, Tisha, he wanna talk to you

Hello?

I don't know who you are

And I damn sure don't know what the fuck you was doing snooping around my room and shit

And if you were looking for a safe, I could tell you right now, bitch

I don't have money

But what I do have is a particular set of ass whooping skills

Ass whoopings that I've been giving out to people for a very long period of my career

Ass whoopings that'll make me a nightmare to people like you

Nigga, I seen you put your

Nah, nah, hold up, bitch

Now, if you bring back my weed that you stole, that'll be the end of it

I will not look for you, nor will I hunt your ass down

But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you

And bitch, I will kill you

Nigga, you put your weed in the shoe under the bed tryna hide it from us and shit

That's right

Nah girl, I looked under the goddamn bed in my shoe, I ain't s—

Oh, oh, ah-hahahahahahahahaha

Oh shit, you was right, it was in my shoe

Nigga, fuck you