N.I.N. (Skit)

*static from radio surfing*

[White reporter]

Thanks Bill

This week on NIN, Niggers In Newark

We're gonna take you through some glorious weed spots

That my camera crew and I had a chance to visit

During our stay in Da Bricks

Although we suffered minor setback this week

When our TV satellite van was stolen

We managed to get around best way possible

We had chances to see spots like

Hawthorne Ave, Hayes Homes, South Orange Ave

Avon Ave, 19th Ave, Chancellor and Bergen

19th and One-Duke; hey if you look closely right now

There's someone about to go for their drugs

Or as they would say, stash

Hey, hey buddy, you about to sell some drugs?

[Redman]

Aiyyo man get the fuck...

*Gunshots and crowd hollering*

[White Reporter]

This here, is the telephone line

Of one of the many top notch weed sellers out of Newark

Ladies and gentlemen, what I will try to do

Is tap into the line, and hear an actual drug deal in progress

Shhh...