Roller Coaster Malpractice Intro

[Skit]

[Child]

Mommy, here come the roller coaster!

[Mother]

Stand back, baby

[Adam F - Announcer]

Step inside, step inside, you beautiful people!

And be careful, as the doors are now closin' behind you

And for your safety, boys and girls

The bars will automatically lock down

For your protection

Welcome, to the Roller Coaster Malpractice!

Where only seven of you lovely people will be allowed on

And only four of you bloody cunts will be gettin' off!

[Redman]

Wait a minute

You mean, if seven of us get on this motherfucker

Only four of us gon' make it?

[Adam F]

That's correct sir

So shut your fuckin' 'oles!

And 'old on tight

And keep your arms inside the bloody cars

And get ready, as we prepare to take you

Into the darkest caves of hell

The most lethal whiplash turns

The highest falls in the world

And the twisted tunnel of death!

And when the buzzer sounds, the fun will begin

So, be prepared

Be scared!

As there's no escaping

The Roller Coaster Malpractice!

(Buzzer)