King of Comedy (Remix)

[Verse 1]

Make your money with a suit and tie

Make your money with clear denial

Make your money expert advice

If you can wing it

Make your money with a power ply

Make your money with a buyout bribe

You can lie

As long as you mean it

[Chorus]

I'm not the king of comedy

Grease the pig and give a squeeze

(Squeeze me)

[Verse 2]

Make your money with exploitation

Make it holy with illumination

Say a prayer at every station

Don't forget to ask for mercy

Make your money with a pretty face

Make it easy with product placement

Make it charged with controversy

I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi

[Chorus]

I'm not the king of comedy

I'm not your magazine

I'm not your television

[Verse 3]

Make your money, make it rich

Make it young and make it quick

Make your money on the jukebox, baby

It's pick up sticks

Make your enemies make your moves

Make your critics fumble through

Make it smart and make it schmooze

And make it look easy

[Chorus]

I'm not the king of comedy

I'm not your magazine

I'm not your television

I'm not your movie screen

[Outro]

I'm not commodity

(All together now)

I'm not commodity

I'm not commodity

(I'm not)

I'm not commodity

(I'm)

I'm not commodity

I'm not commodity

I'm not commodity

I'm not commodity

I'm not commodity