Man on the Moon - Live in Dublin / 2005

[Verse 1]

Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Monopoly, Twenty-One, checkers, and chess

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Let's play Twister, let's play Risk

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

See you in heaven if you make the list

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]

So, Andy, did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby!

Are you havin' fun!?

[Chorus]

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool

[Verse 2]

Moses went walking with the staff of wood

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Newton got beaned by the apple good

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Mister Charles Darwin had the balls to ask

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]

So, Andy, did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby!

Are you having fun!?

[Chorus]

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool

Cool!

[Bridge]

Here's a little agit for the never-believers

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Here's a little ghost for the offering

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]

So, Andy, did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby!

Are you havin' fun!?

[Chorus]

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool (nothing)

Cool!

[Outro]

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool (nothing)

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool (nothing)

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there's nothing up my sleeve

Then nothing is cool (nothing)

Cool!

[Outro, spoken]

Thanks a lot, we'll see you this summer!

Good night!