Man in the Moon - Live in Chicago / 1995

[Verse 1]

Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Monopoly, Twenty-One, checkers and chess

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Let's play Twister, let’s play Risk

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

See you in heaven if you make the list

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]

So, Andy, did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby

Are we havin' fun?

[Chorus]

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there's nothing up my sleeve

Then nothing is cool

[Verse 2]

Moses went walking with the staff of wood

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Newton got beaned by the apple good

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Charles Darwin had the balls to ask

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]

So, Andy, did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby

Are we losin’ touch?

[Chorus]

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there's nothing up my sleeve

Then nothing is cool

Cool!

[Bridge]

Here's a little agit for the never-believers

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Here's a little ghost for the offering

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]

So, Andy, did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby

Are we losing touch?

[Chorus]

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there's nothing up my sleeve

Then nothing is cool (nothing)

Cool!

[Outro]

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there’s nothing up my sleeve

Then nothing is cool (nothing)

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there’s nothing up my sleeve

Then nothing is cool (nothing)

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there's nothing up my sleeve

Then nothing is cool (nothing)

Cool!

[Outro, spoken]

Thank you

I’m sure that answered a lot of your questions

Thanks a lot

This is my favorite song, this is Bill's favorite song, we do it every night