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R.E.M. – Walters Theme (1984) | Track profile | Dork

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R.E.M.
Dead Letter Office
Walters Theme

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Walters Theme

Release date: 15th May 1984

From Dead Letter Office

About This Track

"Walters Theme" is a track by R.E.M., from the album Dead Letter Office, released 15th May 1984. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about R.E.M..

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Lyrics

Walters Theme

[Intro]

(Hey this is David

I've got a hat the size of Oklahoma)

[Verse]

Hey this is David

I've got a hat the size of Oklahoma

Put on my boots and going down to Walter's

Get me some barbecue

Bring some home to the missus

He'll give you a bag to put it in

This is David, signing off

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Track details

From Dead Letter Office

1984

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Release year

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