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Hysterical Women - EP
Hysterical Women

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Remember Monday

Hysterical Women

Release date: 3rd February 2023

From Hysterical Women - EPTrack 12:42

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"Hysterical Women" is a track by Remember Monday, from the album Hysterical Women - EP, released 3rd February 2023. The track is 2:42 long. It's filed under Contemporary Country. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Remember Monday.

About the Artist

Remember Monday

Remember Monday

Lyrics

Hysterical Women

There's this guy I know - he's nothing special he's just
Your average Joe, who walks around like Jesus.
Self-proclaimed Casanova thinks he's such a genius
He's from Mars but he's always trying to visit Venus

Trails of broken hearts are all that's left behind him
Girls will fall apart trying to romanticise him
They'll go crazy he'll say there's nothing more between us
And their tears are just such a massive inconvenience

And you might think that as the string
Of crazy women behind him increases
That he might start to question something else,
Maybe even himself...
But he says

"It's not my fault, I'm always honest with 'em
These girls can't take a bit of criticism
Screaming and shouting and asking me to listen
But it's not my fault that they're all just
Hysterical women
Hysterical women"

These women don't need his critique
He needs to get his head on straight
Cos they're out of his league
He's punching way above his weight

He don't care when he leaves them in pieces
It ain't fair he clears his conscience every time he says

"It's not my fault, I'm always honest with 'em
These girls can't take a bit of criticism
Screaming and shouting and asking me to listen
But it's not my fault that they're all just
Hysterical women
Hysterical women"

It's funny how you think I'd be sympathetic
All sorry for yourself but you'll just have to let it go
Your dream girl seems to be hypothetical
And honey that's what I'm finding hysterical

Yeah that's so funny

It's not their fault
That you've been messing with them
Those girls don't need your little criticisms
Next time they're shouting
Shut up and try to listen
Cos it's not their fault that you made them
Hysterical women
Hysterical women

Your dream girl seems to be hypothetical
It's not their fault that you made them
Hysterical women

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Track details

From Hysterical Women - EP

2:422023

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Album

Hysterical Women - EP

Remember Monday

3rd February 2023

Track number

1

Release year

2023

1Hysterical Women
2:42
2Nothing Nice To Say
3:30
3Where To Start
4:27
4Let Down
2:56

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Remember Monday will represent UK at Eurovision 2025 with their song 'What The Hell Just Happened?'

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They're set to perform with their song 'WTHJH (What The Hell Just Happened?)'.

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